Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the baby? Jay's laughing and telling me monkey's going to punch me in the bladder for this (I have to pee reeeeeeeeeeeally badly and I'm too lazy to get up from under the warm blanket):
We had a whole entourage in the room for the ultrasound. She showed us his head, his spine, his arm... and then she headed south. And there was his boytoy - literally, because his hand seemed to already be playing with it.
Everyone started laughing - and wouldn't you know it? Little monkey turned his face away from the camera in embarassment. My poor little boy - this was not how I imagined his first discussion about [cough] enjoying his body - I figured we had years and years before that!
Finally, we got a good shot of his face. He looked right at us, removed his hand from his mouth, and stuck his tongue out at us.
I kid you not. I have witnesses!